Saturday, February 14, 2009

Have a Heart Trap: Make up your mind- do you want skunks or Don't you?

We all know the have a heart trap; it's catch and release for backyard pests, and it's a terrible idea on this level, but a fucking stupid idea on this one.  If you want to solve a problem, get this... or this... or this...   When it comes to animals, if you don't get them (and she doesn't get them) they'll get us.  In an eat or be eaten world, there's no room for just a "time out".  

I don't care if you do let them go at your friend's farm upstate; from my experiences skunks are a lot like Britney Spears... you think they're gone, but they find their way back; pregnant and worse than ever.  Besides, what business do you have leaving a family of skunks with your friend.

If you want to perpetuate the problem, join PETA; if you want to eliminate it, see this.  Whatever you do; don't pretend there's middle ground.  That's what he wants you to think.

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